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May 28

“According to a Natural Resources Defense Council survey, 78 percent of sinister one-eyed industrialists based in the Arctic have been forced to relocate their powerful underworld shadow governments, with many now secretly orchestrating world affairs from dormant volcanoes on remote islands.” — Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

May 04

Apr 26

“For it must be remembered that at the time I knew quite nothing, naturally, concerning Milo Payne, the mysterious Cockney-talking Englishman with the checkered long-beaked Sherlockholmsian cap; nor of the latter’s “Barr-Bag” which was as like my own bag as one Milwaukee wiener-wurst is like another; nor of Legga, the Human Spider, with her four legs and her six arms; nor of Ichabod Chang, ex-convict, and son of Dong Chang; nor of the elusive poetess, Abigail Sprigge; nor of the Great Simon, with his 2163 pearl buttons; nor of—in short, I then knew quite nothing about anything or anybody involved in the affair of which I had now become a part, unless perchance it were my Nemesis, Sophie Kratzenschneiderwümpel—or Suing Sophie!” — Riddle of the Travelling Skull, Harry Stephen Keeler

Apr 04

Mar 30

Hands.

Hands.

Mar 23

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Mar 22

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After a bad eBay experience, you decide to go the route of purchasing your kids a used iMac from an “established” retailer. In this case, the company’s name is Gainsaver.com. Write that down. You’re going to want to refer back to it later.

Mar 04

Productivity as it relates to coffee (via Meagan Fisher)

Productivity as it relates to coffee (via Meagan Fisher)

Feb 11

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Jan 29

The Worst Bad, Ugly & Horrible Logo Designs | Logo Design Blog

The Worst Bad, Ugly & Horrible Logo Designs | Logo Design Blog